Quantum Cat, a white cat with a black-patched head, lounging in an apartment hallway beside several doors, slippers and food bowls
Quantum Cat
ContractSOON

Domestic superposition, professionally maintained.

QuantumCat

One cat per household. Several households per cat.

The same cat resting on three overlapping doormats in front of three open kitchen doors, with bowls and keys on the floor

Shared Custody

  • Door MemoryRemembers every entrance, especially the ones with chicken.
  • Parallel NapsOccupies several domestic afternoons at once.
  • Neutral TerritoryTreats every doormat as a temporary border.

The same cat reports to three kitchens without changing posture. Each household believes the arrangement is exclusive. The bowls suggest otherwise, and the fur on every sofa confirms a much wider appointment.

Household Terms

Allocation remains simple until the same tail is seen under two different tables. Nobody files a complaint; both households refill the bowl, close the door, and assume the overlap will resolve itself.

Ticker
QNTCAT
Household Limit
One cat
Cat Capacity
Several households
Main Duty
Being already there
Preferred Route
Through whichever door opens
Shift End
Not formally observed

Every home gets the same cat.

Quantum Cat reclining

Probably next door already.